Weird Granny Slater wrote:Indeed. I think, also, that local authorities should be empowered to prosecute individuals who introduce poorly constructed sentences, grammatical errors, spelling mistakes, and unwarranted capitalisation into the public arena.
Additionally, local authorities should be granted exceptional powers to examine the thoughts of individuals suspected of being about to inflict such a linguistic horror on sensitive English speakers.
After all, there is no excuse for bad language. Habitual abusers, especially native speakers old enough to have corrected any lingering disrespect for their English heritage, should be locked up until they can pass an examination (no continuous assessment permitted) on the work of Dr Johnson.
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