[QUOTE="Weird Granny Slater"]
'It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen...'
A strange apparition meandering the streets of Dover was seen,
Just two metres behind plodding along came another in place,
Followed by many more two metres apart at a gathering pace,
Were they really what’s been promised for the rise in our taxes?
You know what I mean said Keith, the rising budget never relaxes,
There was eerily no sound just a mist as they passed out of sight,
But the ram raiders, “just shopping for food,” were given a fright.
Fingers said to Spike, “social distancing just saved us,
When we’ve finished this job I’m off to Specsavers!”
