Button wrote:Pity, then, that his eyesight still allowed him to write such a confused article!
Not Charlie. Unfortunately all the office have buggered off on holiday leaving Phil and Jamie in charge. Every so often they get a text from Charlie (he refuses to 'phone because of something called roaming charges) asking for '500 words for the Sun on being Brexit ready from day one' leaving the boys to cut and paste bits from the data base of ideas Central Office are keeping on the Dark Web so Labour can't hack into it.
Since no-ones keeping an eye on them they've taken to smoking exotic cheroots in the back garden and then cutting out random printed phrases and throwing them in the air to put them in order, ever since Phil read that book on the I Ching, hence the disjointed article in the Sun.
The boys are also having a competition to see what the maddest idea is that they can write which Charlie will 'sign off' for publication.
So far the link road to the Eastry by-pass from Deal to alleviate the pressure on the Dover/Deal road seems to be winning! Hopefully it will be Brexit ready by day one?
