KS, you obviously haven't seen the news. Sir Keir has a slogan: 'A New Leadership'. Three little words that'll galvanise the forces of good, hearten the disaffected, lift the weary chins of the disillusioned, energise the apathetic, and spread shivers of fear down the strong and stable, but flexible, spines of the evil-doers. This is the birth of a radical, genuine and distinct opposition. I see the socialist sun rising over the dark capitalist land, and the communitarian wave breaking over the individualist beaches. I see Sir Keir, the people's champion, slaying enemies like a reaper cutting the crop, and gorging on nay-sayers like Polyphemus feasting on the Odyssean invaders...
Mind you, my coffee grounds can be a little off, especially if they've been marinated in cheap whisky.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54203162