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The Sacoolas Affair: the blistering new inaction-packed work of non-investigative journalism not published by Keep It Zipped Press in a special invisible-wrapper edition. Available in no newsagent anywhere near you.
What they said:
‘Never heard of it’ BBC News
‘We thought we liked it, then we were told not to’ Sky News
'Who do you think we are, Woodstein and Bernward?' The Timely Telemailexpress
'I don't believe it' Len le Carré-Fleming
With a plot that’s pretty obvious to everyone with his head screwed on, yet will flummox your free speech Guardians, it’s got more layers of deception than you can shake a digital listening device at.
What connects a poor boy on a bike who has no mouth but still must scream, an ‘RAF base’, an American ‘diplomat’ and his on-the-run wife, a double-tongued Foreign Minister, an ambidextrous Prime Minister, a duplicitous President, a 'special' relationship, and the boy’s indomitable parents?
The Sacoolas Affair. Don't tell everyone. Someone's listening. No-one's immune.
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