Lesbians Clobber Sperm Donor for maintenance money!

4 December 2007

What a cautionary tale this one is...(as heard on the BBC this morning).

Here's the story.
A Lesbian couple living in harmonious bliss in Enfield 6 or 7 years ago, decide they need children to make their life complete. But alas a problem...Sperm... and where to get it. Up pops local fireman Andy Bathie onto the scene. They approach him to be a sperm donor and Andy reluctantly agrees but only on the condition that he will have no further contact, no personal involvement, no financial involvement, and so on, just as you might expect. Yes okay, all seems fair enough and away they go!

Two children later and the harmonious Lesbian couple in Enfield are no longer harmonious, in fact they have split up.

So what to do now...let's all look around for the nearest hapless male to clobber for maintenace, as someone has to pay and clearly its not going to be either of the two females. Up pops local fireman Andy, the nearest hapless male, onto the scene again...only this time its not sperm they are after, but money !!

Result: Andy now pays so much maintenance for these kids that he and his own wife cannot afford to have kids of their own, so broke are they forking out for a family they dont even know.Oh dear!!

Chaps the upshot is this...dont go spreading your sperm around even in goodwill, it can lead to allsorts of nasty diseases and worse, it can seriously affect your bank balance in the end!

Has society gone Bonkers!?