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Can't some Philip Green-esque retail magnate set up a megastore flogging chipboard, plywood, hoardings, boardings, plasterboard, MDF and other shut-shop materials in the heart of Dover? They'd make a mint. Oh right, they already have. It's called 'Dover'.
Before the deluded optimists and spin-meisters perennially upselling the Dovorian retail 'experience' inevitably get on my gloomy but accurate case, can I add that I take no pleasure in this joke. For joke is what it is. The joke being either my posting, or the town as it stands today - you decide. And it ain't the all-new, improved recession that's done this to our hometown.
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