howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 62,352
sid
i was about to do one about bobs pupils!!
you can be such a spoilsport at times.
Guest 690- Registered: 10 Oct 2009
- Posts: 4,150
I thought it was a bit cornea myself Howard.
Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
Q, Opticians favourite drink?
A. Retina
(ok ok I know it's retsina)
Q. Name of opticians secretary?
A. Iris
A Czech goes to the optician who shows him a card with the letters
C Z W X N Q S T A C Z
"Can you read this?" the optician asks.
"Read it?" the Czech replies, "I even know the guy."
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
oh dear
Guest 649- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 14,118
They are good keep it up.
Guest 690- Registered: 10 Oct 2009
- Posts: 4,150
May eye suggest that anyone needing glasses should visit The White Horse and get something poured in them.
Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
Guest 645- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 4,463
Colin
Love it
Marek
I think therefore I am (not a Tory supporter)
eye seen enough
Guest 660- Registered: 14 Mar 2008
- Posts: 3,205
these get cornea and cornea
If you knew what I know,we would both be in trouble!
