....well not quite, but a number of the kids today were awfully excited as they had seen the pneumatic bay-watcher in Sandwich and (having no other paper on them) she had signed their Maths exercise books.
I initially thought it was a 'wind up' to explain the scrawl on the page in the books but their mobile phone photographs proved otherwise.
The new Walkers advert here:-
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/mar/10/walkers-jenson-button-pamela-andersonhoward mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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i would imagine that your pupils are well brought up bob, did they tell her that in england it is rude to point?
Howard, I told them that she had had to stop very quickly and both air-bags had inflated.....
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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good thinking bob, i suppose that the biology teacher had to take over at that juncture.
Nope, it was the Economics teacher. He's using the pictures as an example of the dangers of hyper inflation.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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no doubt colin will post on here about the "zim bra bwe" effect of hyper inflation.
i would never lower myself like that.
Alec Sheldon
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"i would imagine that your pupils are well brought up bob" . Howard, I had the misfortune to catch a bus in Ramsgate after having had an appointment at QEQM hospital at Margate a while ago. It was chucking out time at Sandwich Technology School and from there it was the journey from hell all the way to Dover after dropping off at Elvington, Eythorne and Shepherdswell. The driver threatened to throw all the kids off at one point they were so unruly. Sorry if it is your school Bob.
Alec. No. It's the 'other' one.
Well, there is always someone who will lower the tone of a thread. Here we are happily exchanging double entendres re Ms Stephenson's attributes, and then along comes Alec to witter on about unruly bus passengers. C'mon Alec, get a grip (so to speak)man.
Slightly off topic but Apple have just announced breast implants that will play music.
Apparently the I-Tits are considered a great social break through, as women are always complaining that men only stare at their breasts but don't listen to them.
(Joking apart - for those interested this is not so much a double entendre but more an example of a a disjoint, as used in a connectionist model of humour,which according to Bruce F Katz, in his 1993 paper A Neural Resolution of the Incongruity-resolution and Incongruities Theories of Humour, is an improvement on the standard cognitive model)
Blimey Bob, that was very educational, thanks. One question though, do you think Bruce's paper truly represents the post-modernist view of Incongruity?
I'd ask Pammy, but don't know where she (they) are staying.
Funnily enough Apple launched, at the same time, a similar facility for men. Called the i-Bags it introduces a welcome and long overdue element of humour into the downstairs doings of the male of the species. The element of fun has always been present, especially for us gels, but now it is in the open. So to speak.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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are you salivating over rugby players again bern?
Alec Sheldon- Location: Dover
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Sorry if I got up your nose Sid #9. I would love to get a grip of Pamela even at my age
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Sandwich school and well behaved kids had been mentioned previously and I just got my little story in. Threads do get twisted now and then and you are one of the worst offenders.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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sid is jesting alec.
invite him down to the funky monkey for a pint of john smiths.
you whitfieldites would get on well.
Alec Sheldon- Location: Dover
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I know he is Howard. I don't think that he would like to be called a Whitfieldite though, he is much more upmarket than us proles by his living at the posh end of Whitfield hill in Kearsney.
I'm still just a normal bloke Alec, started from very humble beginnings and slogged my way up. No problem with a pint as long as it is almost anything other than that tepid coloured/flavoured dishwater aka John Smiths!
Is Pammy still around do we know? Maybe we could sort a menage au trois before she heads off so to speak, Alec?
Alec Sheldon- Location: Dover
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No offence Sid but I wouldn't mind a menage a deux with Pam
. To be honest I don't get out much these days except for hospital appointments, got two next week at Canterbury.
You mentioned South Woodham Ferrers a while ago. I have been there many times visiting my wife's two sisters and a brother who moved out of London many years ago.
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Pam's at my place...but don't tell the Mrs
If you knew what I know,we would both be in trouble!
Alec Sheldon- Location: Dover
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Is she your birthday present John?.
Many Happy returns.