I'm sorry Ray but post #10 had me rolling about.
My last phone conversation with the E.A went along these lines..........
EA. (yawn ) Hello EA how can I help you?
Me. I'd like to report some illegal fishing.
EA. and where would that be please?
Me. The river Dour in Dover. Barton path.
EA. (long pause) Dover has a river?
Me. yes.
EA. and what makes you think they are fishing illegaly?
Me. It's January.
EA. Whats that got to do with it?
Me. It's the closed season for trout.
EA. how do you know they are fishing for trout?
Me. We only have Trout in the Dour, nothing else.
EA. ok we will try and get someone out there.
3 Days later I get a call back from them.
Sorry but our nearest officer was in East Kent.
I have never made a call to them since.

A complete waste of time.

grass grows by the inches but dies by the feet.