Tommy cooper jokes

• howard mcsweeney1

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  12 October 2013     12:32247978
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  some rib ticklers from the late maestro.
  
  
  http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/10363116/Tommy-Cooper-25-great-jokes.html
• Brian Dixon

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  12 October 2013     13:58247983
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  just like that,the old ones are the best.
• Guest 753

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  12 October 2013     19:40248008
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  My favourite is the one about Rembrandt and Stradivarius.
  
  I was in the loft and found an old oil painting and a worn out violin.
  I brought them to an expert and he said,
  `What you`ve got there is a Stradivarius and a Rembrandt!
  Unfortunately, Stradivarius was a terrible painter and Rembrandt made rotten violins!!!!!!!!`
• Guest 710

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  12 October 2013     20:00248010
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  Loads of...
  
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  Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing.
• howard mcsweeney1

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  12 October 2013     22:43248019
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  One of my favourites was " i woke up last night there was a tap on the window, last time i employ that plumber".
• Guest 705

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  13 October 2013     08:45248032
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  My favourite:-
  
  ...I was at the doctors with a sore throat -and he told me to go over to the window and stick my tongue out. I put it in again and said "did you see the problem Doc?"... "No" he replied - "I just don't like the bloke across the road"
  Never give up...