An Old Person of Dover...
- 4 June 2013 17:03232193
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Lincolnshire Born and Bred - 4 June 2013 17:39232194There is an odd fellow in Deal,
who the town cursed for his zeal,
he was o'er-filled with zest,
when he complained of the crest,
thereby his fate did he sealIgnorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing. - 4 June 2013 17:51232199There is an odd fellow in River,
as good folk go, a long-liver
people say he lost his grip
when he teamed-up with UKIP
as free-counsel goes, he's a giver
Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing. - 4 June 2013 18:13232201I thought Tom would contribute!
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Lincolnshire Born and Bred - 4 June 2013 18:59232205Thank you Mr Austin sir, I like that one.
- 4 June 2013 19:03232208tom is the forum's version of wordsworth just don't get him on daffodils though.
- 4 June 2013 22:50232227...I wandered lonely as a tram shelter...Never give up...
- 5 June 2013 01:11232230There's an old Tram Shelter in Dover
they say its utility's over
but when they say that
they forget R Moffatt
for he says trams shall recoverIgnorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing. - 5 June 2013 08:53232248Tom Tom you are such a one
your poems a delight to the beholder
with each rising sun
I await the next one
with words ever sweeter and bolder..
email: dover7@msn.com - 5 June 2013 11:42232256[Oh...PaulB, you are awful...]
There are two young ladies from Deal
that got ASBOs to bring them to heel
they've been banned from some shops
and where the train stops
they now know how other folks feel
There once was a perv in St Margarets
who used young girls as his targets
but the brave little mites
got him bang-to-rights
just deserts for all such-like varlets!
http://www.yourdover.co.uk/homeIgnorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing. - 5 June 2013 13:52232265This gets more entertaining by the minute !!---------------------------------------------------
Lincolnshire Born and Bred - 5 June 2013 13:56232267Alas, dear Kath 'Tillmanstone' is problematical.
Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing. - 5 June 2013 14:57232274Three cheers for the fine ladies of Tilmanstone
under their aegis much good work is done
from blue bells and bell ringing
to giant pumpkins, joy bringing
such community-cord by them is spunIgnorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing. - 5 June 2013 15:40232277great stuff all round a most enjoyable thread.
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Lincolnshire Born and Bred - 10 December 2013 17:56255048Let's start this up again, how about some limericks and verses about CHRISTMAS ???---------------------------------------------------
Lincolnshire Born and Bred - 10 December 2013 18:23255055Come on Tom this thread needs you ;)Audere est facere.
- 10 December 2013 18:44255056certainly gone quiet could be an attack of writer's block.
- Bob Whysman
- Registered: 23 Aug 2013
- Posts: 1,934
10 December 2013 19:12255058It was Christmas in Dover the church bells were ringing,
Many different nationals joined in the Carol singing,
All differences were forgotten, as with goodwill they cared,
There was feasting and dancing and presents were shared.
Many were there from countries worldwide,
Some came in quite legally and some had to hide,
On this special night all followed the star,
Some wise men came by camel but many by car.
Folkestone Road was gleaming, the tree lights were red,
They shone out so brightly as thanksgivings were said,
For the many who had travelled to this Mecca of sorts,
Tonight asylum was free, no need to be bought!
But Christmas is brief, soon things will revert,
To name calling and politicians dishing the dirt,
"Britain for Britons no Foreigners they cry,"
Enjoy this brief respite and tomorrow ask why?
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL ,Do nothing and nothing happens. - Jan Higgins
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 5 Jul 2010
- Posts: 13,830
10 December 2013 20:43255068Very good Bob, and Season's Greetings to you.-----------------------------------------------------------------------
I try to be neutral and polite but it is hard and getting even more difficult at times.
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