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• Guest 640

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  29 September 2008     08:146746
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  Afghanistan was never like this..up to now !!
  
  Some boffin wag in Whitehall has had the theory that we fully equipe a whole brace of large busted females with ample amazonian assets and sturdy thighs and unleash them en masse on the Taliban. This new force will have the advantage that it wont pose much of a drain on budget strapped resources, as the females wont need anything but a pair of staunch boots and an automatic weapon.(as you can see in the picture)
  
  But the main advantage...according to the boffin in Whitehall, is that as the Taliban have never seen a naked woman in the flesh as it were, all their's are fully covered save for peering eyes, one glimpse at the formidable force of say a 100 of same, and the poor Taliban sods, bedazzled by this strange sight, will scream in horror while running poste haste for those far off snow capped peaks of Pakistan.
  All quivering wrecks to a man and never to return to the poppy fields of Afghanistan.
  

  
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• Guest 655

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  29 September 2008     08:156747
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  PaulB I am suprised at you.......................nice one though, what her phone number?
• Terry Nunn

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  29 September 2008     08:566748
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  Occupational hazard, plumbers get crushed nipples as well!
  
  Terry
  Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
• Guest 653

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  29 September 2008     11:186753
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  Is AK 47 to do with bust-size or gun-type ??
  
  I've seen a simlar photo, titled "blow-up doll", but I think it's a bit naughty for this family forum.
  
  
  
  
  
  Roger
• Guest 672

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  29 September 2008     11:196754
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  Even I never goy me hands on weapons that big ( i meant the firearm you guys ).
  I was always led to believe that males of that religion where suppsed to commit suicide if ever they saw a naked female. I must have been told porkies.
  
  Ian...
  grass grows by the inches but dies by the feet.
• Brian Dixon

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  29 September 2008     11:536755
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  is that one of the new commando team,if it is its very inpressaive.
• Guest 655

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  29 September 2008     13:006756
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  Roger I dont think it is an AK. Not sure what it is so I must spend a bit of time examining it closely to see what that big gun is. Life's a bitch.
• Guest 675

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  29 September 2008     15:526758
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  Looks more like a prop from one of Arnie's films, but then I only gave it a quick glance.
  Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
  Richard Armour
• Brian Dixon

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  29 September 2008     16:366759
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  just getting to the breast of things then chris.
• Guest 655

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  29 September 2008     17:096761
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  Cgris, you are thinking of the chain gun used in some films I suspect but I dont think that is correct. Must take another closer look though to check...
• Guest 653

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  29 September 2008     17:556763
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  If it's not an AK47, must be a DD47
  
  
  
  
  Roger
• Brian Dixon

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  29 September 2008     19:586767
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  no its the fallen madonna with the big boobies
• Guest 640

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  30 September 2008     07:116780
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  There is evidence here that clearly shows the existence of Weapons of Mass Destruction...or should that be Mass Weapons of Possible Destruction...but what a way to go! In this day and age when we are all very worried about Big Bang theory and our limp assets crashing thru the floor, its nice to see that the simple natural things are still appreciated! S MILEY:smile
  email: dover7@msn.com
• Guest 655

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  30 September 2008     07:366782
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  I think you may well be helping with a surge and strengthening of our assets PaulB.
• Guest 663

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  30 September 2008     18:356823
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  Now Now then all you red blooded male's watch the old blood pressure .
• Brian Dixon

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  1 October 2008     08:046843
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  its ok jan i am taking pills for it,blood pressure that is.
• Bern

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  1 October 2008     09:026845
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  Anyone got a nice close up of Liam Nessons assets? Just to redress the balance, lads, you understand...........
• Guest 645

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  1 October 2008     09:136846
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  Bern This is the best I could find
  
  

  
  Marek
  I think therefore I am (not a Tory supporter)
• Guest 656

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  1 October 2008     09:366847
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  Ah! now Marek, thats a nice close up of Liam, his gorgeous face is certainly an asset but as Bern said, one for the girls please......so any other photos of liam's other assets would be appreciated
• Bern

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  1 October 2008     09:566848
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