Saucy:One for the lads only...
- 1 October 2008 10:326850
Girls this was a serious study on aspects of the Afghanistan War, whether or not to use these new formidable weapons, and youse have reduced it to the level of titilation. Im shocked so I am...and me a catholic too! 
email: dover7@msn.com - 1 October 2008 12:066854You are quite right PaulB.
I was just about to broaden the discussion into the value of the new big bazookas in an Afghanistan situation.
- 1 October 2008 15:256864It's a question of having the right tools.........
- 1 October 2008 17:106871OH dear thats told us off
- 1 October 2008 17:496873Weapons of Mass Distraction, more like.
- 1 October 2008 21:176879If this is so necessary and informative lets have one that's equally so for us girls, althougth thanks for Liam Marek Yum!!! And if you guys have nothing to be embarressed about why did my hubby automatically scroll down when he realised I was standing behind him I mean really mine are better and he knows it.It's not the man in my life, its the life in my man!!
- 1 October 2008 22:016881I do, I do, but sometimes a man has to gawp when a man has to gawp.Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
Richard Armour - 1 October 2008 22:196885on a more serious note, i am concerned for taleban tribesman.
should one of them creep up behind and she suddenly turns around, he could lose an eye.
has this been thought through? - 1 October 2008 23:016889Not sure I see the point here, maybe a clearer picture would help.Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
Richard Armour - 2 October 2008 07:266896Stephanie
The late great Paul Newman is quoted as saying
"I have steak at home ,why go out for a hamburger"
You are obviously Chris' steak.
Marek
I think therefore I am (not a Tory supporter) - Brian Dixon
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2 October 2008 07:326897does that come with mushroom sause and fries. - 2 October 2008 09:376907In my house it would be rare.......
- 2 October 2008 16:166926Heres one for the girls eyes only
I think his weapon is fully loaded and at half-cock. Thats me barred from the forum.....Marek
I think therefore I am (not a Tory supporter) - 2 October 2008 16:216927Is there something we should know about you Marek? Thats two pictures of men posted by you now, allegedly for the ladies.....
- 2 October 2008 17:366928Ha Ha ..
I like it Barry..but as a socialist I am just trying to adjust the balance in favour of our forumitesses...is that a new word I've invented?..and comply to Berns wishes posted above. 
Marek
I think therefore I am (not a Tory supporter) - 2 October 2008 18:156930I think I will join up again if she can be one of ours.
Ian, shall we have some sort of military reunion and invite her along to watch over us or em ?? no better not.
- 2 October 2008 18:206931Hey Merek, Did you get his picture off the ITV news, was he not on guard at the front door of the Conservative Conference.
Sorry bit below the belt. - 2 October 2008 18:316932Female Soldiers
A taliban commander is patrolling when he hears a shout from behind a sand dune.
"One big breasted female soldier is better than ten taliban fighters"
The commander is enraged at this cheek so quickly sends his 10 best soldiers over the dune.
A few shots can be heard. When all is quiet there is no sign of the ten fighters. Another shout rings out.
"One big breasted female is better than 100 taliban fighters!"
The enraged commander rustles up 100 fighters and sends them over the dune. A firefight erupts. When all is quiet there is no sign of the taliban fighters. Another shot rings out.
"One big breasted female soldier is better than 1000 taliban fighters!"
The commander, now livid, sends 1000 fighters over the dune. A firefight lasting one hour ensures. When all is quiet, one dying fighter crawls back over the dune and into the arms of his commander.
"Don't send any more fighters. It's a trap. There's two of them!" - Brian Dixon
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2 October 2008 19:486934nice one harry have you any more like that. - 3 October 2008 07:316944
Ah Jeez - Thats a cracker Harry.So funny! I can believe it too, if they're anything like de wimmin I know! Harry has plenty more Brian on the Jokes page. Some of the funniest stories you'll ever see are on there. email: dover7@msn.com
