Guest 655- Registered: 13 Mar 2008
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Popped out very early to give the dog a walk and found on my doorstep the milk bill, no milk. Some scumbag stole my milk and left the bill behind. Thats the second time this has happened inside the last 2 weeks. Just let me get my hands on the culprit.
Guest 695- Registered: 30 Mar 2010
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You didn't really expect them to take the bill as well (and pay it) did you?
Guest 662- Registered: 18 Mar 2008
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What you need is an undercover surveillance operation - wonder if there are any KGB Sleepers in Dover.
Guest 655- Registered: 13 Mar 2008
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I do know two former MI5 agents, will they do?
Guest 695- Registered: 30 Mar 2010
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No - you want MILK agents.
Was it not captured on cctv?
Guest 655- Registered: 13 Mar 2008
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Rarely points in this direction Sid. Might be a good idea early in the morning to be waiting at an upstairs window with a full bottle of urine.... It would be worth getting out with a hosepipe to clean up later and they wont come back again...... Just have to make sure I am up and ready.
Guest 696- Registered: 31 Mar 2010
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Hmm! that was a nice cuppa coffee! Plenty of creamy milk!
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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used to happen to me on a weekly basis, despite the milkman trying different places to hide it.
i has my suspicions as to the culprits, turned out that once they were evicted the thieving stopped.
used to wind me up, i look forward to a bowl of cereal with milk to start the day.
Guest 666- Registered: 25 Mar 2008
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This used to happen to me a lot, my solution was to coat two empty bottles on the inside with white paint, re-seal them and fix them firmly to the doorstep.
I then just cancelled the order and picked up milk from the supermarket etc.
Gave me a certain warm glow thinking of the sap trying to get the 'milk'.
Also found that I saved some pennies and on hot day still had fresh milk, and no blue-tit holes in the lids either!
Oh Boy!, That'll be the day.........
Guest 696- Registered: 31 Mar 2010
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Barry... the economic situation is prohibitive ...and an inviting pint of milk left on the street...or close to it...and an open gate! Was it you who I saw dressed in pygamas chasing someone down the street?
Sorry, just poor humour!
Guest 690- Registered: 10 Oct 2009
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Barry, have a word with Guzzler, there`s a Humph(RE)y about.
Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
'I do know two former MI5 agents, will they do?'
I thought that they always went around in threes?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals.
Guest 661- Registered: 16 Mar 2008
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Thanks Colin I had forgotten about that advert, We had a similar incident to Buddy G when we lived in Aldershot and cured it in the same way, the cheeky moo went to the O.C and complained I had poisoned her kid's you can guess the out come, her husband was put on a charge, and they were shipped to a new posting soon after.
A dog is just not for christmas save some for boxing day
Guest 655- Registered: 13 Mar 2008
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Hold on Bob - they are friends of mine, clever people too...
Guest 645- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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BarryW
If they were that 'clever' they would never have told you what dept. they worked for or in what capacity.
Marek
I think therefore I am (not a Tory supporter)
Guest 672- Registered: 3 Jun 2008
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Marek Knows you know.
Don't say any more mate.
Barry me old fruit.
Can you tell me what day you have your ginger nuts delivered ( or the milk choccy cookies ) and I'll re-shedule my timings.
grass grows by the inches but dies by the feet.
Guest 690- Registered: 10 Oct 2009
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Barry, maybe in this current weather your milk evaporated?
Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
Or even went past your eyes!
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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i suspect that blue barry has the same milk person as me.
not many of them left, i try to buy other things to make the round viable.
always sad to see someone that gets out of bed at 2 am and works their socks off losing thir job.