Guest 695- Registered: 30 Mar 2010
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#21
There's an answer there Howard.
Barry doubles his order with the milkman helping him keep his job and gives the spare pint to his visitor.
#22
That happened to me a few times it is annoying . Barry did you carry out your action plan?
Guest 655- Registered: 13 Mar 2008
- Posts: 10,247
#23
Marek - it was many years ago now and only fairly recently have they been allowed to tell anyone. They are friends and with the restrictions off things crop up in conversations.... I have no idea at all what they actually did though I do know one was not a desk jockey, not sure about the other.
Melissa, not had a delivery since, the next is when I am at my breakfast meeting. From memory the thefts have all been Wednesdays so I will be ready next Weds - I will have a camera ready too.....
#24
Barry, forget the camera and get a baseball bat. There is nothing like a broken arm to make someone think twice about doing a crime. Just wait until they have the milk in their grubby chav infested fists and then strike while shouting the citizens arrest words! Then, if they try to sue you later, you can claim they were resisting arrest.
Guest 696- Registered: 31 Mar 2010
- Posts: 8,115
#25
Barry, I might just have the clue to it all! I observed a seagul lifting a heavy full black sack out of a litter container on the seafront and dropping it from a great height, then descending on the contents that had spilled out. Could it be that one of those creatures put its beak into the milk top and lifted your pinta up and then flew away? I also nooticed that not long ago a large tree was felled in Pencester Gardens near the river, where birds were sitting from great heights. The h fell out.
Brian Dixon
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 23 Sep 2008
- Posts: 23,940
#26
Guest 655- Registered: 13 Mar 2008
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#27
Brian you are so right but Howard, well, he is addicted to that disease imported from America called pc. It is a terrible affliction that turns ordinary people into complete language wimps, scared that someone for no good reason might, just might, get upset at an innocent comment. Sad to report though that there are such people about and they need some serious medical help. Me, I just think tough luck, if they dont like it they can damn well get over it. Unlike Howard I just dont think we should pander to the seriously retarded.
#28
You have to admit, whatever your persuasion, "manhole cover" is a darn sight more practical than "personhole cover".
#29
Or "Man the guns!" instead of "Person the guns!"
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 62,352
#30
we will have to name that jellyfish "the portuguese individual of conflict".
keeps everyone happy that way.
Guest 690- Registered: 10 Oct 2009
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#31
Barry, I`m sure you`d prefer a milkmaid?
Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
Guest 690- Registered: 10 Oct 2009
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#32
In preference to a milkMAN.
Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
#33
Watch out! Watch out!
There's a Humphrey about!!!!
Guest 690- Registered: 10 Oct 2009
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#34
Bit late Sid. #12 You`ll have to get up earlier in the morning mate.
Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
#35
Ah yes, but I've given the whole phrase! Did you know Muhammd Ali did a Humphrey ad?
