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- Location: Dover
- Registered: 22 Jul 2016
- Posts: 3,109
#1
It just cries out for one, don't you think?
How about: "Well my son, as I said to Moses, keep taking the tablets."
Or alternatively: "Article 51 my son? I thought there were only 39."
(Not my real name.)
Bob Whysman
- Registered: 23 Aug 2013
- Posts: 1,948
#2
God help us.............or where is Jacob’s ladder when you need it?!
Do nothing and nothing happens.
Keith Sansum1
- Location: london
- Registered: 25 Aug 2010
- Posts: 23,948
#3
Or, I must remember these words,,,,,,,,,,
ALL POSTS ARE MY OWN PERSONAL VIEWS
Button- Location: Dover
- Registered: 22 Jul 2016
- Posts: 3,109
#4
It's a wig isn't it - sometimes I see you with Aaron and sometimes I don't!
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Brian Dixon
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 23 Sep 2008
- Posts: 23,940
#5
or, oh god can you send moses down with a tablet, I've got an headache.
Ross Miller
- Location: London Road, Dover
- Registered: 17 Sep 2008
- Posts: 3,709
#6
If I pretend they are not there...
Or
If I dont look at them then they wont know I havent a clue what Im doing
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." - James Dean
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength,
While loving someone deeply gives you courage" - Laozi
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- Posts: 2,158
#7
But I thought I had your divine support, dear Lord. Yet now you tell me that Her Majesty could give me the boot of I keep f**king things up.
Button- Location: Dover
- Registered: 22 Jul 2016
- Posts: 3,109
#8
I don't wish to seem biased in my sense of humour and so for the avoidance of doubt let's try
How about "Agadoo doo doo..."
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Weird Granny Slater
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 7 Jun 2017
- Posts: 3,095
#9
As for post #1: 'Lord, grant me chastity and continence, but not yet.'
As for post #8: 'Ooh, you are awful, but I like you.'
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'Pass the cow dung, my dropsy's killing me' - Heraclitus
Ross Miller- Location: London Road, Dover
- Registered: 17 Sep 2008
- Posts: 3,709
#10
Ooohhh that bloody fence is rally beginning to dig in
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"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." - James Dean
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength,
While loving someone deeply gives you courage" - Laozi
Bob Whysman- Registered: 23 Aug 2013
- Posts: 1,948
#11
#8.
Do nothing and nothing happens.
Button- Location: Dover
- Registered: 22 Jul 2016
- Posts: 3,109
#12
Mr Gove sir. Michael. I want you to move gently away from the icepick.
(Not my real name.)
Jan Higgins
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 5 Jul 2010
- Posts: 13,931
#13
Is that your hand on my thigh or are you just pleased to see me.
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Bob Whysman- Registered: 23 Aug 2013
- Posts: 1,948
#14
#12
“Let’s have a selfie Michael before the bus finally stops at the new border checks.”
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Do nothing and nothing happens.
Bob Whysman- Registered: 23 Aug 2013
- Posts: 1,948
#15
Just one to keep the party going:-
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Do nothing and nothing happens.
Bob Whysman- Registered: 23 Aug 2013
- Posts: 1,948
#16
F***aus...............booze or Brexit, you are just a lightweight!
Do nothing and nothing happens.
Jan Higgins- Location: Dover
- Registered: 5 Jul 2010
- Posts: 13,931
#17
#15
This is what I think of the Brexit leaving plans, two fingers to them.
#16
A word in your ear.
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Button- Location: Dover
- Registered: 22 Jul 2016
- Posts: 3,109
#18
#15: "Go back to your constituencies and prepare for - finger puppets!"
#16: "Here's hoping a no-deal Brexit means you fall right into the MEP pension fund deficit my friend!"
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Keith Sansum1- Location: london
- Registered: 25 Aug 2010
- Posts: 23,948
#19
Don't forget your M.E.P wages are in the office waiting for you
don't tell anyone(I know your good at keeping this secret)
ALL POSTS ARE MY OWN PERSONAL VIEWS
Bob Whysman- Registered: 23 Aug 2013
- Posts: 1,948
#20
..........
A bit of a puzzle or over to EU?
Do nothing and nothing happens.
