Button
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 22 Jul 2016
- Posts: 3,003
It just cries out for one, don't you think?
How about: "Well my son, as I said to Moses, keep taking the tablets."
Or alternatively: "Article 51 my son? I thought there were only 39."
(Not my real name.)
Bob Whysman
- Registered: 23 Aug 2013
- Posts: 1,931
God help us.............or where is Jacob’s ladder when you need it?!
Do nothing and nothing happens.
Keith Sansum1
- Location: london
- Registered: 25 Aug 2010
- Posts: 23,823
Or, I must remember these words,,,,,,,,,,
ALL POSTS ARE MY OWN PERSONAL VIEWS
Button- Location: Dover
- Registered: 22 Jul 2016
- Posts: 3,003
It's a wig isn't it - sometimes I see you with Aaron and sometimes I don't!
(Not my real name.)
Brian Dixon
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 23 Sep 2008
- Posts: 23,940
or, oh god can you send moses down with a tablet, I've got an headache.
Ross Miller
- Location: London Road, Dover
- Registered: 17 Sep 2008
- Posts: 3,693
If I pretend they are not there...
Or
If I dont look at them then they wont know I havent a clue what Im doing
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." - James Dean
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength,
While loving someone deeply gives you courage" - Laozi
ray hutstone- Registered: 1 Apr 2018
- Posts: 2,158
But I thought I had your divine support, dear Lord. Yet now you tell me that Her Majesty could give me the boot of I keep f**king things up.
Button- Location: Dover
- Registered: 22 Jul 2016
- Posts: 3,003
I don't wish to seem biased in my sense of humour and so for the avoidance of doubt let's try
How about "Agadoo doo doo..."
(Not my real name.)
Weird Granny Slater
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 7 Jun 2017
- Posts: 2,979
As for post #1: 'Lord, grant me chastity and continence, but not yet.'
As for post #8: 'Ooh, you are awful, but I like you.'
Jan Higgins and Button like this
'Pass the cow dung, my dropsy's killing me' - Heraclitus
Ross Miller- Location: London Road, Dover
- Registered: 17 Sep 2008
- Posts: 3,693
Ooohhh that bloody fence is rally beginning to dig in
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"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." - James Dean
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength,
While loving someone deeply gives you courage" - Laozi
Bob Whysman- Registered: 23 Aug 2013
- Posts: 1,931
#8.
Do nothing and nothing happens.
Button- Location: Dover
- Registered: 22 Jul 2016
- Posts: 3,003
Mr Gove sir. Michael. I want you to move gently away from the icepick.
(Not my real name.)
Jan Higgins
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 5 Jul 2010
- Posts: 13,782
Is that your hand on my thigh or are you just pleased to see me.
Weird Granny Slater, Bob Whysman and Button like this
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I try to be neutral and polite but it is hard and getting even more difficult at times.
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Bob Whysman- Registered: 23 Aug 2013
- Posts: 1,931
#12
“Let’s have a selfie Michael before the bus finally stops at the new border checks.”
Button likes this
Do nothing and nothing happens.
Bob Whysman- Registered: 23 Aug 2013
- Posts: 1,931
Just one to keep the party going:-
Jan Higgins likes this
Do nothing and nothing happens.
Bob Whysman- Registered: 23 Aug 2013
- Posts: 1,931
F***aus...............booze or Brexit, you are just a lightweight!
Do nothing and nothing happens.
Jan Higgins- Location: Dover
- Registered: 5 Jul 2010
- Posts: 13,782
#15
This is what I think of the Brexit leaving plans, two fingers to them.
#16
A word in your ear.
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I try to be neutral and polite but it is hard and getting even more difficult at times.
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Button- Location: Dover
- Registered: 22 Jul 2016
- Posts: 3,003
#15: "Go back to your constituencies and prepare for - finger puppets!"
#16: "Here's hoping a no-deal Brexit means you fall right into the MEP pension fund deficit my friend!"
(Not my real name.)
Keith Sansum1- Location: london
- Registered: 25 Aug 2010
- Posts: 23,823
Don't forget your M.E.P wages are in the office waiting for you
don't tell anyone(I know your good at keeping this secret)
ALL POSTS ARE MY OWN PERSONAL VIEWS
Bob Whysman- Registered: 23 Aug 2013
- Posts: 1,931
..........
A bit of a puzzle or over to EU?
Do nothing and nothing happens.
