Weird Granny Slater
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 7 Jun 2017
- Posts: 3,063
'Knock knock.'
'Who's there?'
'Lockdown.'
'Lockdown who?'
'Lockdown whoever you like, Matt.'
'Pass the cow dung, my dropsy's killing me' - Heraclitus
Bob Whysman
- Registered: 23 Aug 2013
- Posts: 1,935
UK police investigate after activists change Kent road signs to welcome visitors to the 'Toilet of England'
“Well they are bog standard roads!”
https://jrnl.ie/5281815Do nothing and nothing happens.
Button
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 22 Jul 2016
- Posts: 3,053
Work starts on Operation Tod: a contingency plan to get lorries off the road in the event of a No Deal end to transition.
(Not my real name.)
Bob Whysman- Registered: 23 Aug 2013
- Posts: 1,935
“Direct route to Australia on target Baldrick?”
“Yep Boris, I’ve drilled down 6 inches since the launch of our latest cunning plan!”
“That’s what I call progress, only another 593 million, 619 thousand and and 834 inches to go. Well done Balddick.”
Do nothing and nothing happens.
Keith Sansum1
- Location: london
- Registered: 25 Aug 2010
- Posts: 23,915
I don't care what the Dover people say
I'm putting the lorry park here
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Bob Whysman- Registered: 23 Aug 2013
- Posts: 1,935
Do nothing and nothing happens.
Weird Granny Slater- Location: Dover
- Registered: 7 Jun 2017
- Posts: 3,063
For the Germans 'Tod' really will be the end of it all.
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'Pass the cow dung, my dropsy's killing me' - Heraclitus
Button- Location: Dover
- Registered: 22 Jul 2016
- Posts: 3,053
Unless you get that Red Duster hoisted, mon cherie Pierre, we certainly will be casting our net on the other side.
(Not my real name.)
Keith Sansum1- Location: london
- Registered: 25 Aug 2010
- Posts: 23,915
Quick get the net up
Boris is coming
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Weird Granny Slater- Location: Dover
- Registered: 7 Jun 2017
- Posts: 3,063
This absurdist take on government lunacy already has a caption. But I'll try, 'Is this the quickest way out, my Love? Thanks for the purse.' Or 'Is that ectoplasm I see before me, or did the dog just step on a frog?'
P.S. It
is an absurdist take on government lunacy, isn't it?
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'Pass the cow dung, my dropsy's killing me' - Heraclitus
Jan Higgins
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 5 Jul 2010
- Posts: 13,870
I will let the virus out to infect those ten people just passing by rather than you, now wrap up really well as I have let all the heat out, never mind about the heating bill.
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I try to be neutral and polite but it is hard and getting even more difficult at times.
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Bob Whysman- Registered: 23 Aug 2013
- Posts: 1,935
“When you said that the window was the quickest way out, you should have mentioned that we are on the 16th floor!”
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Button- Location: Dover
- Registered: 22 Jul 2016
- Posts: 3,053
"And you should start to regain your taste".
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Weird Granny Slater- Location: Dover
- Registered: 7 Jun 2017
- Posts: 3,063
'And when do I get my Equity card?'
'Pass the cow dung, my dropsy's killing me' - Heraclitus
Keith Sansum1- Location: london
- Registered: 25 Aug 2010
- Posts: 23,915
Will the surgery be open in 3 weeks
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Button- Location: Dover
- Registered: 22 Jul 2016
- Posts: 3,053
Just stocking up for Brexit...
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Keith Sansum1- Location: london
- Registered: 25 Aug 2010
- Posts: 23,915
Who's paying the Lecky bill lol
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Button- Location: Dover
- Registered: 22 Jul 2016
- Posts: 3,053
Just popping out for a spare jar of cranberry sauce
(Not my real name.)
Jan Higgins- Location: Dover
- Registered: 5 Jul 2010
- Posts: 13,870
Thank goodness we are not trying to get to work this morning and my shopping is all done.
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I try to be neutral and polite but it is hard and getting even more difficult at times.
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Weird Granny Slater- Location: Dover
- Registered: 7 Jun 2017
- Posts: 3,063
'Hey, Sarge.'
'Who loves ya, baby?'
'This punk. Wants a test.'
'Is he feeling lucky, Private?'
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'Pass the cow dung, my dropsy's killing me' - Heraclitus
'Pass the cow dung, my dropsy's killing me' - Heraclitus
(Not my real name.)
Do nothing and nothing happens.
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