Captain Haddock
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The Bishop wrote:Is the election on 8th June 2017 or 8th June 2047?
Nurse! Nurse! The Bishop's out of bed again!
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Dr. Hunter S Thompson
Guest 1881- Registered: 16 Oct 2016
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Captain Haddock wrote:Nurse! Nurse! The Bishop's out of bed again!
Regrettably, in 2047 the nurses were placed 29 year ago by SERCO non-qualified health technicians in the privatised National Hunt Service. So...
Non-qualified health technician! Non-qualified health technician! The Bishop's out of bed again!
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Just because you don't take an interest in politics doesn't mean that politics won't take an interest in you. PERICLES.
Guest 745- Registered: 27 Mar 2012
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in 2047 they will be all going to the mosque to see the witchdoctors
Guest 1881- Registered: 16 Oct 2016
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Keith Bibby wrote:in 2047 they will be all going to the mosque to see the witchdoctors
That is a massive denigration of the Islamic faith. Muslim witchdoctors - Mr Bibby, either explain what you mean or retract that statement please.
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Brian Dixon
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your grace,probably this is what he means.
Guest 745- Registered: 27 Mar 2012
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Balls
Captain Haddock- Location: Marlinspike Hall
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Methinks the good Mr Bibby might be possessed by jinns?
(As opposed to other Forumites who one suspects might be possessed by gin)
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howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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Do you think you could come straight to the point in future posts Keith, some of your long drawn out ones take a lot of wading through.
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howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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A simple bowl of porridge would cost 25 Pence per child yet the budget is just 7 pence, will certainly help with the child obesity problem but not so sure about the malnutrition side of things.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/education/education-news/election-2017-conservatives-free-school-breakfast-7p-per-meal-lunch-scrap-education-manifesto-a7752991.htmlCaptain Haddock- Location: Marlinspike Hall
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I believe if you buy gruel in bulk it can get the price below the 7p.
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Dr. Hunter S Thompson
Guest 1881- Registered: 16 Oct 2016
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What would Liz Truss think of that 7p breakfast budget? Here's a clue:
Just because you don't take an interest in politics doesn't mean that politics won't take an interest in you. PERICLES.
Captain Haddock- Location: Marlinspike Hall
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"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling 18-24 year olds!"
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