Robert Kilroy-Silk resurfaces...
- 18 November 2008 08:549433I met Kilroy a few years ago, just a little bit before his departure from TV and he was really nice, and very polite.
Just thought I would share that usless piece of info with ya all
lv Mand - 18 November 2008 10:279438Mandi is this another look-a-like,did you check his passport
If you knew what I know,we would both be in trouble! - 18 November 2008 11:079439As it was on the old KILROY show that I met him. I don't think he needed his passport. He was really funny off camera, and was quite normal.
- 18 November 2008 12:169445I'm watching and luvvin it!
I was a fan of Kilroy's in the days when he used to have his chat show but alas not to sure now 
- 18 November 2008 20:259461t remember him when he was white.
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- 19 November 2008 10:569476lol!! Howard good one.
Yes Kilroy -Silk took his tanned physionomy(I dont know what it means but it sounds good!) to do his test last night and lost by a whisker. The two rivals had to unlock themselves as fast as possible from assorted locks in a tank filling with water. But yes poor oul Kilroy lost, but tellingly the oddball ex-everything couldnt accept defeat. He said the key was faulty, he said the lock was faulty, he said others had conspired against him...and he wasnt joking either!
Ho lost out to a lowly East Ender jobsworth known as...ermm known as...ermm
email: dover7@msn.com - 19 November 2008 11:089480I would imagine that Kilroy - Silk would say that Basil was Fawlty!
- 19 November 2008 12:549484lol!!! email: dover7@msn.com
- 19 November 2008 21:039500i suppose that would be aristocratic humour from baz.
in the olden days they chopped peoples heads off for amusement. - 25 November 2008 09:129776It looks like there is a human side to Kilroy-Silk as I find myself warming to him a tad, even tho he is peculiar by any stretch of the imagination.
However dont let me gossip on and get in the way of passing on the latest scientific information following this up-to-the-minute experiment on Big Bang scale..
Yes the massive mammaried page 3 girl Nicola Somebodyorother, was lowered into a tank and as it filled with water the nation was all agog over the questions
1. Would she float, as these massive chestal frontations could act as waterwings
or
2. Would she remain fixed to the bottom while the great boobys floated up higher than her chin.
Well sadly no, neither happened. She did remain fixed to the bottom and no the great massive frontal encrustations stayed rigid.
However some scientific information was gleaned from the process. Silicone it appears gets very cold and even on hot days it never warms up...so even on those hot days you always have an... ermmm wait for it..a cold front!! so there, bet you didnt know that. I didnt!
Nicola failed her test and had to leave the tank due to her frozen assets. I kid you not. Im not making this up...honest!email: dover7@msn.com - 25 November 2008 09:539782The best part Paul was when she got back to camp and told everyone that her glands were frozen,and then asked everyone to feel them,form a que,it is hardly surprising no one wanted to eat thier dinner,it seems that silicone goes cold quickly and doesn't warm up.Now if Vic could get a Nichola look a like that would get my attention.If you knew what I know,we would both be in trouble!
- 25 November 2008 11:419787Now that was funny, the weird chuckling clown drives everyone up the wall (including me), one thing of note is that Nicola thingy of the inflated frozen assets wants to have them increased, at least the vat will be reduced. (would they be known as 'Value added T*ts'?) Sorry couldn't resist that one
- 25 November 2008 16:259798It is cheaper to buy a pump from Halfords!
If you knew what I know,we would both be in trouble! - 25 November 2008 17:069804Yes its true..the lady in question is planning an almighty extension to her top deck. This of course willl increase, it has emerged, her ability to stay cool in summer months and will catapult her chest even further into the glorious limelight of low end TV exposure, and low end life in general. That of course is the general idea. After all why is she in with the Celebs? well it is simply because of her ample amphibians, she has no other claim to fame.
Even as I write I still dont know her surname but know in intimate detail the size of her mammarious mounds. So this chest could be a goldmine just like the chests of old, the ones pirates and treasure hunters used to grab and fight over, so you see nothing much has changed on our path to evolution. We are still searching for the ultimate chest!email: dover7@msn.com - 25 November 2008 17:089805I, er, 'interviewed', Nicola McLean a couple of times in my tabloid days. Good to see her playing to her strengths in a quasi-sub-reality-based faux-jungle telly environment.
Luckily I've never had the chance to interview Kilroy. Never managed to get the clearance from his agents at Cuprinol PR. - 25 November 2008 17:369808Does that mean that she will have another Birthday surprise for the enlarged mammories of note, I thought I had heard everything until then
- 25 November 2008 18:169810errrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmm, suddenly this programme looks as if it might be interesting??? But then pehaps life is too short to put up with Dec and Ant or is it Ant and Dec
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25 November 2008 18:399813just one [1] problem with enlargements she will keep falling on her face [snigger]but she will bounce back though.
- 25 November 2008 18:399814Lets invite her boobs down next year to turn the lights on,they will be 2 then oh and she can come too.
If you knew what I know,we would both be in trouble!
