U.D.I.
- 1 February 2009 18:0714474This did not make the news today
Might make the locals later in the week
H.R.H.kING vIC THE FIRST
- 1 February 2009 20:3214490years ago kings used to have catchy titles,not like the first or second etc.
in romania they had vlad the bad.
can anyone think of an appropriate title for vic? - 1 February 2009 20:3514491Vic the Pick or something like that you mean Howard If you knew what I know,we would both be in trouble!
- 1 February 2009 20:4414492Vic, you are not the first.
Back in 1482 a man from now Rochdale proclaimed to be Vic the 1st.
He lived in a small Hamlet and claimed he could rid the country of nasty people who fleeced the public, and also cure people of all illnesses by hitting them in the nose once or twice and at the same time close all roads for repairs with a snap of his fingers.
After coming out of rehab he was banished from the hamlet for life and went on to become a tax collector for the true king of the time.
Being known as a snappy dresser and buying expensive jackets and hats the true king sent him into exile in France and he was never heard of again.
It's true, I Googled it. honest.
You will have to be the 2nd.
Ian...grass grows by the inches but dies by the feet. - 1 February 2009 20:5214494Vic th Hic? nah he don't drink.
Anyone else? Im' lost.
Ian...grass grows by the inches but dies by the feet. - Brian Dixon
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1 February 2009 20:5614497vic the brick.[thick as] - 1 February 2009 22:1314501Thank you for that Ian, also I do not drink, it is yes to the Snappy dresser and also the jackets i do like to were nice things when I go out and have some good jackets and ties to and my under pants are out of this world
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just aske Lesley next time you see her they come from france to
Vic 2nd - 2 February 2009 00:1314506interesting stuff victor, sorry i meant your majesty.
now that you are our monarch, you will need a lady in waiting.
suze is always complaining that she has to wait for the bus up to river, time to make do maybe? - 2 February 2009 09:1814520I have enjoyed this tread .So far i have been given three jobs still Ive always been good at multi tasking .I dont know about the blonde reference more of the grey methinks .
- 2 February 2009 10:0014525BUT Sue you do have a seat of power and I have send out a order that you are to have a new hat each week
H.R.H. VIC 2nd - 2 February 2009 14:0614544That should help with the slowdown on spending then
If you knew what I know,we would both be in trouble! - 2 February 2009 14:3614547I think at last I am onto a winner with my take over of River for years I have been trying to do some thing right and help the public without geting anywhere, but this time it is working I just need someone to crown me
I AM YOUR kING H.R.H. Vic the----- - 2 February 2009 16:1014550Vic being related to Harold Godwinson who was killed at the battle of Hastings and of course that puts me in the frame of Royalty,I am sorry but your application for Royalty has been rejected for several reasons.
1.Having worked for 200 years you don't qualify.
2.When was a king ever a welder.You don't qualify.
3.River is not a kingdom,and king of a Village means you don't qualify.
4.Have you ever thought how much it will cost for all those ball gowns for lesley.
5.Queen Lesley is not a name that qualifies,as this is also a Man's name and in the anals of History it may look as if 2 men were King and Queen of River.
6.River cannot afford 2 crowns.This was put to the people last year at the Parish Council Elections and it was rejected,and you did not get elected.
7.Keith Sansum told you to hang up your hat.
8.You can't even look after your coat let alone a Kingdom.
9.The road works were put there to keep YOU in.
10.You couldn't make all the functions because of the curfew.
On these grounds your application has been rejected.
King John The Second of Dubris.If you knew what I know,we would both be in trouble! - 2 February 2009 19:1614572john
i am coming around to the idea of you being our next monarch.
have you thought who would be your queen?
think carefully before you answer.
suze
best to refuse the kings kind offer of new hats, nigel will go ballistic. - 2 February 2009 19:2514574Thanks lads for all that ,but John I said I am the king of Riverby going U.D.I. by doing that I will not hold any elections, I have just taken it over,and there was no need to use force.
king vic 2nd 
- 5 February 2009 13:4114774See we are in the local paper with this one today,but it is not the end of the story and there is more to come!
King Vic the 2nd - 5 February 2009 20:5714812I have been out and around River today and have found where my first coal mine is going,it is going on River bowing green.
It is nice and flat there and the lorrys can get in and out at the same time.
Also coal can go by rail from there to,because as you all know the line is right next door to it.
More later on what I am going to turn River into.
King Vic the 2nd 
- Brian Dixon
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5 February 2009 20:5914813hey vic you will upset the bowlers of river you will get an uprising very unpleasant doings. - 5 February 2009 21:3914816Brian, there will be no bowlers they will all be in the River army till they are 75years old, if they are still fit after that age we will have them cleaning up or making flour at the mill.
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Under me we all work till we drop.
King Vic the 2nd - 5 February 2009 22:5614821that will be a nice change vic.
all of our major parties wish to see us unemployed until we drop.